Phone Tap: Stoner Max Little League Landscaper

Brooke and Jeffrey: Phone Taps

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Society & Culture, Relationships, Improv, Comedy

4.6 • 781 Ratings

🗓️ 22 September 2025

⏱️ 7 minutes

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Today’s Phone Tap victim is on leave from his landscaping job after an injury, but not to worry! We have a temp fill-in for him that will only mildly ruin his day!

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0:00.0	Football is back. That's right. The new NFL season is here and you should be listening to NFL Daily as we march along to Super Bowl 60. It's in the name NFL Daily. So you'll have fresh content in your feed all season long. Join me, Greg Rosenthal, in an all-star cast of co-hosts for previews and recaps of every single game. NFL Daily will keep you up to date with everything you need to know so you can sound
0:23.9	smarter than all your friends.
0:25.6	Listen to NFL Daily on the IHeart Radio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your
0:30.3	podcast.
0:31.1	It's Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning.
0:32.6	Time for your phone tap.
0:33.9	And today we call a guy who loves his job. Oh, that's great. Not likes it, loves it.
0:40.8	Oh, that's so sick. Because he's a groundskeeper for a cluster of Little League fields,
0:46.1	where he's in charge of the grass, drawing the chalk lines, everything. But he takes a lot of
0:51.0	pride in his work. So recently, when he hurt his leg and had to take a few weeks off, he was nervous that they hired a temporary replacement who could screw it all up.
1:00.5	Well, good news.
1:01.9	I know his replacement.
1:03.8	And he is absolutely going to screw it up.
1:07.4	Because his name is Stoner Max.
1:09.7	And he's in your phone tap right now.
1:12.1	It's another phone tap.
1:13.6	In the weekday mornings on the 20s.
1:17.4	Hello?
1:19.0	Hello?
1:21.1	Who is this?
1:22.9	My name is Max.
1:25.1	Is your name Blaine?
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