Phone Tap: Stoner Max Dog Breeder

Brooke and Jeffrey: Phone Taps

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4.7 • 880 Ratings

🗓️ 7 April 2026

⏱️ 6 minutes

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When you think of all of our countless Phone Tap characters, which one do you think would be the WORST dog breeder? If you guess Stoner Max then you're right, hear his endeavor in the podcast!

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0:00.0	In today's phone tap, stoner Max is back.
0:03.6	Yes.
0:04.2	Wait, that's me. If you don't know him, he's the guy that, well, he's stoned. Yeah, it's not a lot of explanation. He's, uh, he's on the wacky tobacco. He's feeling good. But one problem, he's running out of scratch. Uh-oh. Needs money. And that's why he calls a woman who's a dog
0:22.2	breeder and says he wants to be just like her oh so maybe she has a few
0:28.2	helpful tips for him yeah not sure he's actually taking any notes but he is
0:33.4	rolling paper we know that in your phone tap right now
0:37.2	Brooke and Jeffrey's phone taps on the 20s is rolling paper. We know that in your phone tap right now.
0:39.9	Brooke and Jeffrey's phone taps on the 20s.
0:42.0	Hello?
0:43.6	Hello?
0:49.3	Hello? Hey. Hey. Hey.
0:52.4	Oh, that worked. Hello?
0:54.4	Oh, dang you, man.
0:56.1	I'm sorry, who is this?
0:58.9	This is, I am Max.
1:00.2	What's your name?
1:02.5	I'm sorry, you called me.
1:06.7	You're supposed to be Erica, and if it's not, I'm going to hang up.
1:10.0	Hey, bro, no, you're not Erica.
1:11.9	Your name is Flounder. This is Erica. How can I help you? Oh, bro, no, you're not Erica. Your name is Flounder.
1:12.7	This is Erica.
1:13.7	How can I help you?
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