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Brooke and Jeffrey: Phone Taps

Phone Tap: Speed Date Disaster

Brooke and Jeffrey: Phone Taps

iHeartPodcasts

Relationships, Society & Culture, Improv, Comedy

4.7880 Ratings

🗓️ 22 February 2024

⏱️ 6 minutes

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Summary

Today’s Phone Tap victim just hopped back in the dating pool and we’re going to pull out our full roster of weirdos and creeps to welcome her back!

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0:00.0

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0:06.4

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0:09.8

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0:13.9

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0:16.2

I know you guys don't know Margaret, but guess who's about to cannonball back into the dating pool?

0:21.7

Oh.

0:22.6

I'm guessing it's Margaret.

0:24.3

Yep.

0:24.6

Her friend set her up for a prank phone call today because she signed up for a few different

0:29.5

singles events.

0:31.0

And look, if you think the male dating scene is full of losers and weirdos and creepers, you'd be wrong.

0:37.5

Oh, really?

0:38.7

The ones we have set up for her to me today are way, way worse than that.

0:42.9

It's a rapid fire speed dating disaster in your brand new phone tab right now.

0:49.1

It's another phone tab.

0:50.6

Weekday mornings on the 20s.

0:53.7

Hello?

0:54.9

Hi, is this market...

0:55.7

Uh, yes.

0:58.2

This is Denise.

0:59.0

Listen, this is Denise Arnocken, and I'm calling from single singles.

1:02.1

I'm just wondering, like, are you running a little bit late?

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