Phone Tap: Sniff My Dogs Rear
Brooke and Jeffrey: Phone Taps
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4.7 • 880 Ratings
🗓️ 25 June 2025
⏱️ 6 minutes
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In your Phone Tap, Jeff's calling a dog sitter and seeing how far he can go to make him regret ever doing a favor for his neighbor!
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| 0:00.0 | It's time for your phone tap, and today we call a guy who's pet sitting for a family while they're off on vacation. |
| 0:06.0 | Ooh, okay. |
| 0:06.7 | And it's not just any vacation. |
| 0:08.9 | They're out in the Caribbean. |
| 0:11.5 | Oh, okay. |
| 0:12.9 | And you know what's the cool thing about working in radio is I can snap my fingers and boom, fake waves. |
| 0:23.2 | All right. Thanks. snap my fingers and boom fake waves. I'm out in the middle of the ocean right now. |
| 0:28.1 | I'm trying to make it a little bit more exotic sounding than this. |
| 0:34.2 | Okay, you can feel, okay, there's too many waves. |
| 0:36.4 | Imagine our vacation with you sucks, Jeffrey. Oh, man, it okay, there's too many waves. Imagine our vacation |
| 0:37.6 | with you sucks, |
| 0:38.7 | Jeffrey. |
| 0:38.5 | Oh, man. It must have been a windy day. That's a huge wave. How did I get sand? Why did I book hurricane season? That was terrible. But no, this guy is pet sitting for the family dog named Milo, and he's never met me, but I'm going to say that I'm the husband and I need him to do something for us while we're away. |
| 0:55.4 | Oh. named Milo and he's never met me, but I'm going to say that I'm the husband and I need him to do something for us while we're away. |
| 0:57.7 | And that something is going to make him feel very, very uncomfortable. |
| 1:03.4 | But we'll see if I can make him do it in your phone tap right now. |
| 1:06.8 | It's another phone tap. |
| 1:08.3 | And weekday mornings on the 20s. |
| 1:11.7 | Hello? |
| 1:12.3 | Yeah. |
| 1:12.9 | No, I'm going to have one more Pena, Kalada, and then I'll come on the jet skis. |
| 1:17.6 | Okay, man? |
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