Phone Tap: Small Package Towing

Brooke and Jeffrey: Phone Taps

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Relationships, Society & Culture, Improv, Comedy

4.7 • 880 Ratings

🗓️ 15 January 2024

⏱️ 5 minutes

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In your Phone Tap, we’re calling a guy at work and telling him we’ve towed his car. Not only that, but his car CLEARLY says a lot about what he’s got going on in the equipment department.

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0:00.0	1-800 DUI-O-A now offering free remote consultations by phone or video conference for any criminal offense.
0:06.4	Trust Brooke, Jeffrey, and Jose's friends with a free remote consultation.
0:09.8	From Bradley Johnson Lawyers, visit 1-800-D-U-I-O-A.com or call.
0:13.9	1-800-D-U-I-O-A!
0:16.1	When you think of your top three life moments that you'll remember forever, there's the day you got married, the day your child's born.
0:24.5	Oh.
0:24.9	None of those have happened yet.
0:25.9	And of course, the day you realize that your car got towed.
0:29.9	Oh, that's happened.
0:31.8	I've had that happen many times.
0:34.2	Oh, my God.
0:35.1	It might not be normally, but it is going to be top three for this guy. Okay. Even though his BMW didn't really get taken, I promise you he's never going to forget the prank phone call from our own Jose Bologna. Oh, no. Calling from his tow yard cell phone to let him know, hey, come get your dumb car, you idiot. Oh, too lazy, man. And then the conversation gets even worse from there.
0:55.5	You're going to hear it in your phone tap right now.
0:57.7	It's another phone tap.
0:59.2	And weekday mornings on the 20s.
1:03.2	Hello, this is David.
1:05.1	Hey, David.
1:05.8	My name's Chuck from stagher towing.
1:07.8	Are you the owner of a black BMWX5?
1:11.4	Yeah.
1:12.9	License plate 5G-0-621.
1:18.2	Sorry, I don't really know my license plate off the top of my head.
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