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Brooke and Jeffrey: Phone Taps

Phone Tap: Sign Spinner Danger

Brooke and Jeffrey: Phone Taps

iHeartPodcasts

Comedy, Society & Culture, Improv, Relationships

4.7880 Ratings

🗓️ 13 March 2026

⏱️ 5 minutes

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Summary

In your Phone Tap, we call a guy and tell him what he thought was an innocent exchange with a sidewalk “side spinner” actually might have put him in mortal danger…

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Transcript

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0:00.0

We had to do a quick turnaround on this phone tap after a woman received a text from her friend saying he had an incident with one of those dudes who spin signs.

0:09.7

Oh.

0:10.4

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

0:11.7

Apparently, he was in his car and they had a run in.

0:15.0

What?

0:15.4

Things got heated, so he's a little bit rattled, and that's perfect for us to jump in and rattle him even more in your phone tap right now.

0:25.7

Brooke and Jeffrey's phone taps on the 20s.

0:29.4

Hello?

0:30.6

Hey, is this Cameron Woolie?

0:33.1

Yeah, speaking. Who is this?

0:34.7

Hi, Cameron. My name is Mark. I'm the owner of the carpet store across the street, and I just got off the phone with your boss.

0:42.0

Okay.

0:42.8

What are you talking about?

0:44.2

Well, apparently you gave our sign flipper the bird in the parking lot outside the store.

0:51.3

Well, your sign flipper, whatever spinner, was tossing his sign in the air and honestly

0:57.0

just being reckless with it. Oh, gosh. And, uh, you know, he almost hit my car. And I almost hit him,

1:02.4

too. Well, okay. It sounds like he was trying to do his job. Maybe he was being a little

1:07.6

aggressive. It'll look. Um, and it got a little out of hand. Yeah, he almost hit my car. I almost accidentally hit him. And then he starts cursing at me. He cursed? Yeah, he cursed. And then that's when I gave him the bird. Okay. You went there, though, huh? What do you mean I went there? I didn't go anywhere other than I tried to pull in the parking lot. Sure. And your employee is acting like a jerk. Yeah, but that part doesn't matter as much now, you know? I don't understand what do you mean by that. What, what part matters at all? Sure. I'm just saying it's not easy to get, you know, sign spinners nowadays with the economy and everything. Fair. Fair, that's fine, you know, but... What I'm telling you is he just got out of prison a week ago. Wait, what? He's fresh out, and he's really upset right now about what happened. I would say angry. No, shut up. I mean, actually, he's outside right now waiting by your car. He's what?

2:01.6

Yeah, and you should know something.

2:03.6

He's not like your normal reform prison guy.

2:06.6

Like he literally got out for homicide.

2:10.6

I didn't want to say that part.

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