Phone Tap: Season Tickets Cancelled

Brooke and Jeffrey: Phone Taps

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Comedy, Society & Culture, Improv, Relationships

4.7 • 880 Ratings

🗓️ 7 June 2024

⏱️ 6 minutes

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In your Phone Tap Jeff's calling a huge baseball fan and CANCELLING his season tickets because the team isn't satisfied with his level of enthusiasm!

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0:00.0	1-800 DUI-O-A, now offering free remote consultations by phone or video conference for any criminal offense.
0:06.4	Trust Brooke, Jeffrey, and Jose's friends with a free remote consultation.
0:09.8	From Bradley Johnson Lawyers, visit 1-800-D-U-I-O-A.com or call.
0:13.9	1-800-D-UI-O-A!
0:16.2	It's time for your phone tap, and Jose, I want you to close your eyes and picture your favorite baseball team.
0:22.7	Oh, yeah.
0:23.6	How much you love them and support them.
0:26.7	Yes.
0:27.1	And you hope someday you can watch them win a World Series in person.
0:31.1	Don't make me cry.
0:33.2	It's pretty magical.
0:34.6	It is.
0:35.1	Now I want you to imagine that very organization calls you directly on the phone to say,
0:41.3	I'm sorry, but you specifically are not allowed back in the stadium because you're not a good enough fan.
0:46.5	What?
0:47.2	How much money I spend on this team?
0:49.9	Still, not good enough.
0:51.7	How would you feel?
0:53.2	Confused, angry, flabbergasted? I probably cry. I'm a miss. No matter what happens, I good enough. How would you feel confused, angry, flabbergasted?
0:56.0	I probably cry.
0:57.0	I'm a miss no matter what happens.
0:58.2	I'm going to cry, Jeff.
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