Phone Tap: Sample Spree

Brooke and Jeffrey: Phone Taps

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Relationships, Society & Culture, Improv, Comedy

4.7 • 880 Ratings

🗓️ 24 February 2023

⏱️ 6 minutes

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If you think you can wander around Costco eating all the “free” samples you want and Brooke's not gonna track you down and scold you, you’re wrong!

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0:00.0	1-800 DUI-O-A now offering free remote consultations by phone or video conference for any criminal offense.
0:06.4	Trust Brooke, Jeffrey, and Jose's friends with a free remote consultation.
0:09.8	From Bradley Johnson Lawyers, visit 1-800-D-O-A.com or call 1-800-D-UI-O-A.
0:16.3	You guys are so lucky that we're not doing a goofy-'s a phone tap. Hey, I like that impression.
0:26.7	You guys are so lucky that we're not doing a goofy themed phone tap today because I would have killed it.
0:27.2	Yeah.
0:28.7	Garch.
0:30.2	I don't like that.
0:32.0	I feel like that's all you could say.
0:33.2	Yeah, pretty much answer.
0:35.1	I'd just be four straight minutes of that.
0:35.3	But no. I'm like, how are you today?
0:36.7	No, we don't need more.
0:37.8	Are you having a stroke?
0:35.2	No. No, instead, we're calling a lady who's been eating all the samples at Costco, at least according to her husband. I feel her. I'm just saying. I do. We've all been there. But he wants to give her a bad time about it. And let's see. We need someone condescending,
0:38.5	snarky, cold-hearted.
0:58.1	What?
0:58.6	Oh, yeah, Brooke.
1:00.0	I'm perfect.
1:01.8	I may be those first two things, but I am not cold-hearted.
1:05.1	She's going to do this one.
1:06.6	It's your brand-new phone tap right now.
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