Phone Tap: Sage And The Cuddler

Brooke and Jeffrey: Phone Taps

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Society & Culture, Relationships, Improv, Comedy

4.6 • 781 Ratings

🗓️ 27 September 2017

⏱️ 4 minutes

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Summary

Our FAVORITE Creep is BACK! Sage Willowbrooke returns to the Phone Tap segment and offers Trevor his "professional" cuddling services.... how sick and twisted can Sage get?!

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0:00.0	It's another Jubal phone tab.
0:01.9	And a weekday mornings on the 20s.
0:04.1	Only I'm moving 92.5.
0:07.5	Hello, this is Trevor speaking.
0:09.7	Hi, Trevor.
0:10.5	My name is Sage Willowbrook.
0:12.0	How are you?
0:13.2	I'm doing fine.
0:15.0	Who am I speaking with?
0:16.9	Sage Willowbrook?
0:18.6	Hello.
0:19.5	Okay, and how can I help you? Well, I don't know if you can help me, but I can sure help you.
0:25.6	Well, I'm not sure what you mean.
0:28.6	Well, I'll explain. Your boss Stephanie hired me to help the office deal with stress.
0:33.6	So here I am.
0:35.6	Oh yeah, yeah. She mentioned something like that.
0:38.3	So is this like a massage service or something that's going to be coming in?
0:43.3	No, I'm actually a professional cuddler.
0:47.3	It's nice to meet you. I can't wait to get my hands on you.
0:51.3	I'm sorry, you're a professional. What?
0:55.6	A professional cuddler. People pay me to cuddle them. Have you ever been cuddled before?
1:00.7	It's an amazing stress reliever.
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