Phone Tap: Rooftop Fail
Brooke and Jeffrey: Phone Taps
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4.7 • 880 Ratings
🗓️ 25 September 2023
⏱️ 6 minutes
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Summary
In your Phone Tap, instead of performing the service promised, Jeff's gonna just tarp off a woman’s roof and call it good. Hope that’s okay!
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| 0:46.2 | It is phone tap time, and we've been conspiring with a lady's husband for weeks |
| 0:51.2 | so that we could do this at the perfect time. |
| 0:54.7 | Okay. |
| 0:55.5 | Timing is everything in these, Jeff. |
| 0:57.2 | Because the thing is, they're having some workers over to re-shingle their roof today. |
| 1:00.8 | Okay. |
| 1:01.2 | Which normally, that's a project that takes several days to complete. |
| 1:04.8 | Yeah. |
| 1:05.5 | So imagine her surprise when we call her just 20 minutes after she left her house to tell her, hey, it's finished. |
| 1:13.0 | 20 minutes, huh? |
| 1:14.2 | Quick. |
| 1:14.7 | And the only reason we got it done so quick is because of the fall special. |
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