Phone Tap: Rolando Sleep Study
Brooke and Jeffrey
iHeartPodcasts
4.7 • 1.9K Ratings
🗓️ 26 February 2026
⏱️ 5 minutes
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Summary
Today’s Phone Tap victim is supposed to be part of a SLEEP STUDY after his wife signed him up because of his constant snoring. Today, we’re calling as the researchers of the study, and we’re about to make his worries ten times worse!
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| 0:00.0 | It's almost time for your prank call. |
| 0:01.5 | It's Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning. |
| 0:02.9 | And today we got an email from a woman who said she has had enough. Oh. She is fed up with her husband, snoring and long restless nights. Uh-oh. How dare he? Wait. Seriously. So she wants a divorce. What? What? Oh, my God. I'm kidding. I'm kidding. She's booked him into one of those sleep studies. |
| 0:22.1 | So he has to go and spend the night there so that the researchers can monitor him. Oh, yeah. And he's told her he's not feeling that comfortable with the idea. No, but she's stoked for her one night of sleep. Oh, yeah. But don't worry. The doctor is about to call him and make it ten times worse. Hey. Your phone tap right now. |
| 0:38.2 | Brooke and Jeffrey's phone taps on the 20s. |
| 0:41.8 | Hello? |
| 0:43.1 | Hello, is this Pete Hatterson? |
| 0:47.0 | Yeah, who's this? |
| 0:48.7 | Hello, my name is Rolando. |
| 0:50.8 | I am the doctor calling from the Hibon Sleep Institute. You have signed up to participate in our sleep |
| 0:57.7 | studies. No? Yeah, I think that's tonight. It is. I am very excited to watch you sleep. |
| 1:05.8 | Wait, I'm sorry. Excuse me? Oh, by the way, how are you feeling? Are you sleepy? |
| 1:12.2 | If I'm being honest, I don't know. |
| 1:14.7 | I'm kind of nervous. |
| 1:15.5 | I've never done this before. |
| 1:16.9 | My wife's making me do it. |
| 1:18.5 | She says I got sleep apnea or something. |
| 1:21.1 | Oh, Jase. |
| 1:22.0 | Well, in the scientific circles, we call it the old midnight morning joke. |
| 1:30.2 | You call it the old midnight morning joke. You call it the what? |
| 1:31.9 | Never mind. We will get you fixed up right away. |
| 1:35.5 | Oh, okay. |
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