Phone Tap: Rig The Soccer Game

Brooke and Jeffrey: Phone Taps

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Society & Culture, Relationships, Improv, Comedy

4.6 • 781 Ratings

🗓️ 14 October 2025

⏱️ 6 minutes

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In your Phone Tap Brooke's calling around town trying to get a youth soccer ref to simply take one of her delicious BRIBES! Why is this so difficult??

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0:00.0	It's Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning, and today we dive into the dark, murky depths of children's sports.
0:07.0	And we're going to reach out to one mom whose daughter is a referee for elementary school kids.
0:13.3	Oh, that's cute.
0:14.4	So daughter's around 14 or 15 years old, and she's already told her mom, the parents at some of these games can be a little out of control.
0:22.0	Uh-oh.
0:22.5	Well, mom's about to find out firsthand, it's actually worse than she thought in your phone tap right now.
0:29.3	It's another phone tap.
0:30.7	And weekday mornings on the 20s.
0:33.9	Hello?
0:35.3	I'm looking for Zara D.
0:37.7	This is her. Who's this? Yeah, you don Zara J. This is her.
0:39.0	Who's this?
0:40.1	Yeah, you don't know me.
0:41.5	I think your teenager referees elementary school soccer.
0:44.4	Is that right?
0:46.1	Yes.
0:46.9	Why?
0:47.5	Great.
0:48.1	This Saturday at Northshund playfields,
0:50.7	she's scheduled to ref the rainbows game versus the blue lightning.
0:53.9	It's a one o'clock game.
0:56.8	Are you with the league?
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