Phone Tap: Rhinoplasty In Peace

Brooke and Jeffrey: Phone Taps

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Society & Culture, Relationships, Improv, Comedy

4.6 • 781 Ratings

🗓️ 25 September 2025

⏱️ 6 minutes

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Summary

Today’s Phone Tap victim is a makeup artist looking to pick up extra work, so we’re calling from a FUNERAL HOME and we’ve got more work for her than she can handle in 100 lifetimes!

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0:00.0	The NFL is rolling.
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0:29.7	It's time for your phone tap, and normally we don't get juicy opportunities like this.
0:34.4	We love juicy.
0:35.4	We just don't, but when we got an email from a woman saying her sister works as a makeup
0:39.9	artist and things have been a little slow lately, so she took a temp job over at a funeral
0:44.3	home, we knew we could not resist.
0:47.3	Oh, that is juicy.
0:48.3	Apparently, she's never done makeup for the deceased or even been in a funeral home before.
0:53.3	Oh, goodness. So her new employer is about to enlighten her on what her new responsibilities are going to be once she starts.
1:00.0	Oh, man.
1:01.0	It's your phone tap right now.
1:02.7	It's another phone tap.
1:04.2	And weekday mornings on the 20s.
1:07.6	Hello?
1:09.0	Hi, is this Tiffany?
1:12.6	Yes. He's calling. Hey, this is Harry.
1:14.6	Harry Bigsby from Bidgian Sun's funeral home?
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