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Brooke and Jeffrey: Phone Taps

Phone Tap: Retirement Home Revolt

Brooke and Jeffrey: Phone Taps

iHeartPodcasts

Comedy, Society & Culture, Improv, Relationships

4.7880 Ratings

🗓️ 28 November 2022

⏱️ 6 minutes

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Summary

Jeffrey's calling from a retirement home and telling a woman that her grandfather is starting an uprising amongst the senior citizens. We won’t meet his demands for more pudding, but we will do a Phone Tap!

Transcript

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0:00.0

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0:06.4

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0:09.8

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0:13.9

1-800-D-UI-O-A!

0:16.2

It's time for a phone tap, and today we call a woman whose grandfather is at an assisted living facility.

0:22.8

She doesn't know this, but there's been some weird stuff going on there.

0:27.2

Uh-oh.

0:27.7

It might not seem weird to the general public, but to me, as the manager of the retirement home, it's downright strange.

0:35.5

And it's got to stop.

0:39.3

So I hope she can understand the seriousness of what her grandfather's

0:41.4

been doing and maybe

0:43.4

help us to take him down

0:45.5

phone tap

0:47.4

right now

0:48.2

it's another phone tap

0:49.5

and weekday mornings on the 20s

0:51.6

hello no no stop I'll play with your hair. You can't play with mine. Hello? Hello? Sorry. Hello. Sorry, I didn't know your answer. Hi, my name's Peter Vinkman. I'm calling from Schi, an assisted living facility. Is this Lindsay? It is. Hi, Lindsay. I found your number on the contact list for one of our residents named Arthur T. Yeah, that's my grandfather. Okay. Is everything okay? Oh, yeah. Yeah, he's fine. I was just wondering if he told you anything about what's been going on around here lately. No, this is the first time I've heard about it. What's happening?

1:28.7

Well, he's kind of been wrapped up in some drama around here.

1:32.0

What kind of drama?

1:33.6

Yeah, so it seems as though your grandfather is the ringleader,

1:37.5

and he's attempting to get the other residents involved in a retirement home strike.

1:42.6

What? Yeah.

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