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And I can definitely see why you'd want to spend a lot of time in there, because it's a nice

quiet place.

You can play games on your phone, FaceTime your sister while you're on the can.

It's the only safe haven where your boss can't bug you to do

stuff. Your sister still answers?

That is... And that's not true. They still bug you.

Yeah, that's right.

Until now, because we call

a guy to tell him the company knows

that he's been abusing his toilet privileges.

And we have an

interesting yet strange solution to fix it in your phone tap right now.

It's another phone tap.

And a weekday morning's on the 20s.

Hello, this is Carl.

Hi, Carl.

My name's Lady Guinevere.

Excuse me?

Who did you say you were? I know. it's just what my parents named me i'm from

hr um i don't remember a lady guinevere from human resources oh yeah i'm based out of atlanta

so we haven't met okay um nice to meet you uh yeah i was just seeing here, your time card is due today, and I just wanted to know if you wanted me to adjust it or if you were going to, because I do have the number right in front of me. I'm sorry. I'm not sure what you're referring to. Well, I'm looking at it, and it says you've put down full hours for the week.

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