You know, rarely do we get an opportunity to prank an actress.

Ooh, I love that.

And look, before you get your hopes up, this isn't some really big name person that you've ever heard of before. Oh, darn it. We're not going to phone tap Reese Witherspoon. No. I got you, Joe, always. Not Merrill Streep this time. It's a woman who does TV ads and some smaller print. but recently we got an email from her friend saying she got booked for a commercial, but she doesn't know what it's for yet.

Oh, no. So she wanted us to make it something really weird.

We came up with the perfect product.

You're going to hear it in your phone tap right now. It's another phone tap.

And weekday mornings on the 20s.

Hello.

Hi, Kate Warner.

Yeah, this is she.

Hey, Kate, this is Grant Caviar from House Marketing.

You're going to be our actress for the commercial that we're doing this weekend, right?

Yeah, I am. I'm super excited. I'm great have any details yet, but. Oh, yeah, I'm sorry about that. The company that we're working with wants to keep it under wraps as much as possible. So you know how that is. It's kind of secret. That's fun. Yeah, I mean, they're thinking it's going to be really big. It's this national pet business. They're launching a brand new product called Pooch-Smooch. Okay. That's cute. What is it? Yeah, it's a fun little idea. They're making this little spray bottle, and you spritz it onto your face to make your pup want to lick you. What do you mean by that? I don't really understand.

I mean, you know how people like to be licked, right?

Yeah.

But sometimes your dog won't do it on command.

And that can be frustrating.

Okay.

So anyway, when you come down for the shoot, we'll have an array of dogs ready for you.

And trust me, you're going to love this.

They're just going to be licking your face for 10 hours straight while we get video instills.

10 hours?

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