Phone Tap PODCAST: Your Tats Aren’t Welcome Back

Brooke and Jeffrey: Phone Taps

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Society & Culture, Relationships, Improv, Comedy

4.6 • 781 Ratings

🗓️ 11 November 2014

⏱️ 6 minutes

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Summary

Jubal calls a woman posing as an administrator from her child's elementary school. He has a few things he'd like to discuss with her... including the fact that she's forever BANNED from school premises... Her "kind"...

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0:38.2	Hello?
0:41.4	Hi, this is Colby Sazarek. I'm calling from M. Elementary. Is this Jill?
0:43.7	It is.
0:44.7	Hi, Jill. How are you today?
0:46.3	I'm fine. How are you?
0:48.1	Good. I was calling to say thank you for helping out in your child's class the other day. Very much appreciated.
0:54.1	Oh, good. Okay. I was a little worried at first. Thank you. No problem.
0:59.2	We're going to have to ask you to not come back, though.
1:03.7	Not come back to the what? To the what? To the what? To school. I'm sorry, what?
1:08.5	To our school again.
1:12.0	I don't, what do you mean?
1:14.0	I mean that you're not welcome here.
1:21.9	Is there some problem that you have with me or I don't know, I really don't, I'm fully, I don't know what you're talking about.
1:26.7	I don't like making these phone calls, but yes, there is a severe problem that we have with you.
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