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Brooke and Jeffrey: Phone Taps

Phone Tap PODCAST: Your Suit is Ruined

Brooke and Jeffrey: Phone Taps

iHeartPodcasts

Comedy, Society & Culture, Improv, Relationships

4.7880 Ratings

🗓️ 15 January 2014

⏱️ 4 minutes

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Summary

A man is very unhappy with his dry cleaner. Apparently, the food & drink stain on his suit was not cleaned properly... So Jubal calls from the dry cleaner and tells the guy he should learn to be a cleaner eater. Listen to the PHONE...

Transcript

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0:00.0

This week at the Parlor Live comedy club from the Hangover 1 and 2, Brian Callan, January 16th through the 18th.

0:06.8

Tickets available at Parlor Live.com or 425-289-7,000.

0:11.6

Another jubal phone tab.

0:13.4

And in a weekday morning's on the 20s.

0:15.6

Only I'm moving 92.5.

0:18.8

This is Nick.

0:20.0

Hi, Nick. How are you? My name is Casey Ryback. I'm calling from Northwest dry cleaners. Apparently you talked to one of my workers about an issue that you had with a suit or something. Yes, I did. I'm sorry. I didn't catch your first name. My name is Casey. All right, Casey. I'm not very happy right now.

0:38.6

You're not happy.

0:44.4

No. I turned a suit in two days ago, and I do a lot of business with you people.

0:49.7

I expected to pick the suit up yesterday to be able to wear it today, and it hasn't been cleaned.

0:54.4

So I don't know what kind of a business you're running there, but I've given you a lot of money in the past.

0:56.8

And I expected to be done the right way.

1:00.2

You know, I've been in this business for a while in the dry cleaning biz.

1:01.0

Yeah.

1:07.9

And what I've learned is that stains on clothing usually come from the person that put them there.

1:10.2

You know?

1:12.2

That's why I go to a dry cleaners.

1:13.7

They have those stains removed.

1:14.1

Right. That's what I learned.

1:15.2

Okay, but maybe if you learn to put the drink or the food in your mouth.

1:19.5

What does that have to do with anything you are, a dry cleaning service?

1:23.5

Well, I think it has everything.

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