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Brooke and Jeffrey: Phone Taps

Phone Tap PODCAST: Your New Pastor

Brooke and Jeffrey: Phone Taps

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Relationships, Comedy, Improv, Society & Culture

4.7880 Ratings

🗓️ 12 July 2018

⏱️ 5 minutes

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0:00.0

I'm Bradley Johnson with 1,800 DUI away.

0:03.0

Knocked getting behind the wheel after drinking is the best choice.

0:07.0

But if you're pulled over, the next best choice is to call 1,800 DUI away.

0:12.0

It's another jubile phone tab.

0:14.0

And in a weekday mornings on the 20s.

0:16.0

Only I'm moving 92.5.

0:18.0

Hello.

0:20.0

Hi there. This is Pastor Mike from the United States Church. I was looking for

0:24.8

Aaron. Um, yes, this is she. Well, hello, Aaron. How are you on this blessed day? I'm fine,

0:33.4

thank you. How are you? I'm well. I know we've never met, but I have seen you at the service, and someone in the congregation told me that you're new to our church, so I wanted to call and give you a big hidey-ho, a big welcome.

0:48.1

Thank you. Yeah, we just had our first visit just Sunday. Oh, that is wonderful. That's a joyous occasion. We hope to see you back

0:56.5

next Sunday, and I promise it's going to be one humdinger of a service. We're going to be speaking

1:01.8

about the Apostle Paul. Okay. Well, that sounds fun. Well, it will be a doozy. Before that, though, what do you say you and me get a little drink at a nearby bar,

1:14.7

and maybe we could get to know each other a little better?

1:21.0

Okay.

1:22.6

I was just thinking, what a better way for a pastor and a new member of the church to get to know each other, sharing a few drinks.

1:30.8

Do you like whiskey?

1:32.8

Oh, no.

1:34.0

I do not, actually.

1:37.2

Well, how about tequila or any other alcoholic beverage that we could consume at a bar together?

1:44.0

Yeah, I'm not sure if I really feel comfortable about that.

1:48.4

Okay, well, if you wanted, we could do a lunch thing, and if that goes well, maybe dinner and a

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