Phone Tap PODCAST: Your Kid is on Acid

Brooke and Jeffrey: Phone Taps

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Society & Culture, Relationships, Improv, Comedy

4.6 • 781 Ratings

🗓️ 17 September 2015

⏱️ 5 minutes

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Summary

Jubal poses as a school administrator, and calls a mother who's child goes to his preschool... The problem is, Jubal has noticed some strange behavior from her son at school, and it's important to tell her about it before things...

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0:00.0	It's another Jubal phone tab.
0:01.9	Weekday mornings on the 20s.
0:04.1	Only on moving 92.5.
0:07.4	Hello.
0:08.5	Hello, my name is David Carpenter.
0:10.3	I'm one of the administrators at N.
0:11.8	Elementary School.
0:13.1	I was looking for Charlotte.
0:15.5	This is.
0:16.5	Hi, Charlotte.
0:17.3	You're Adam's mother.
0:18.4	Is that correct?
0:19.6	Yes.
0:20.4	I'm sorry to bother you, but I was hoping for a minute of your time to discuss something regarding your son.
0:26.0	Is everything okay? He's not heard or anything, is he?
0:28.6	No, he's perfectly fine.
0:30.7	The other day, I was observing Adam's class, and I watched Adam in his school environment interacting with the other children and teachers,
0:38.5	and I have to tell you, I was a little alarmed about something.
0:42.7	What do you mean you were alarmed?
0:44.6	Well, I was watching him, and he was telling a story about a dragon who had wheels for feet
0:50.4	and lived in a place called Marshmallow Land.
0:55.2	Okay, so? Needless to say, that was a place called marshmallow land. Okay, so?
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