Phone Tap PODCAST: You Stole Shampoo

Brooke and Jeffrey: Phone Taps

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Relationships, Society & Culture, Improv, Comedy

4.7 • 880 Ratings

🗓️ 22 November 2013

⏱️ 4 minutes

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You know those tiny shampoo bottles they have at hotels?? You know those aren't free, right? Yeah, you have to pay for those... At least that's what Jubal TELLS a woman in today's PHONE TAP! Now she owes the hotel $150?!? Listen...

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0:00.0	It's another Jubal phone tab.
0:01.9	And a weekday mornings on the 20s.
0:04.0	Only on moving 92.5.
0:07.7	Hello.
0:08.6	Hi, this is Seth McElroy.
0:10.3	I'm the supervising manager here at
0:11.8	Hotels. Is Kimberly
0:13.4	in there?
0:14.8	Yeah, that's me.
0:15.8	You recently stayed with us for three nights at the in San Francisco.
0:19.1	Is that correct?
0:19.8	Yeah.
0:20.2	Yeah, it is. Well, one of our housekeepers noticed that with us for three nights at the in San Francisco. Is that correct? Yeah. Yeah.
0:22.0	Yeah, it is.
0:27.2	Well, one of our housekeepers noticed that after you left, there was one missing shampoo and one missing conditioner bottle.
0:29.6	Do you mind explaining that?
0:32.6	Explaining what?
0:33.8	Okay, I'll spell it out for you, ma'am.
0:36.1	You stole a little bottle of shampoo and a little bottle of conditioner from our hotel. Okay, I'll spell it out for you, ma'am. You stole a little bottle of shampoo and a little bottle of
0:39.4	conditioner from our hotel. What do you mean? I stole it. I don't steal. Are they currently in
0:45.4	your possession? I used it, and then I took the rest. That is called. Mm-hmm. That is called stealing.
0:55.8	Every hotel has those bottles, and people take them home all the time.
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