Phone Tap PODCAST: You Ruined Mitzy

Brooke and Jeffrey: Phone Taps

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Society & Culture, Relationships, Improv, Comedy

4.6 • 781 Ratings

🗓️ 9 November 2015

⏱️ 6 minutes

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Summary

The owner of a pet store gets a call from the infamous, "Sebastian Giles". He's VERY WEALTHY and VERY UPSET about the work they did on his award-winning pup, Mitzy. It's UNACCEPTABLE, and now, somebody is going to pay!...

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0:00.0	It's another Jubal phone tab.
0:02.0	Weekday mornings on the 20s.
0:04.1	Only on moving 92.5.
0:08.2	Grooming, this is Angela.
0:10.0	How can I help you?
0:10.9	Yes, hello.
0:12.1	My name is Sebastian Giles, and I demand to speak to the owner, please.
0:16.3	This is the owner.
0:17.4	How can I...
0:18.0	Oh, it is.
0:19.1	Hello.
0:19.7	Pleasure to make your acquaintance. Sort of.
0:23.9	Yeah. How can I help you? Well, my former assistant, Kari, was in your establishment the other day, and she brought my dog Mitzie in for a quick trim.
0:34.3	Okay. Do you know what day this was? And I'm hoping that you noticed I said former assistant because she's been fired for trusting your business to do its job correctly.
0:49.8	That's, oh, I'm really sorry about that. Well, imagine me. All right. I've got a lot of stress, a lot of things to worry about, and my assistant comes back to me with my dog Mitzi, who I can't recognize, and I nearly fainted.
1:04.4	I am really sorry. We can, uh, We don't get complaints, honestly.
1:11.5	Oh, okay. I find that very hard to believe.
1:14.5	Mitzie's haircut was abominable.
1:16.7	And I don't throw words around like that for nothing.
1:20.4	Sir, I don't blame you.
1:22.4	I expect great service when I go somewhere to, and we definitely want to give you great service.
1:29.8	Let me stop you there for a second, okay?
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