Phone Tap PODCAST: You Gave My Child Herpes

Brooke and Jeffrey: Phone Taps

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Society & Culture, Relationships, Improv, Comedy

4.6 • 781 Ratings

🗓️ 8 June 2015

⏱️ 6 minutes

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Summary

Jubal calls up a party company who does face-painting at kids events... and he only has ONE simple question for them... and I definitely do not think that the woman on the phone is READY for it. Listen in the PHONE TAP!

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0:37.3	hello entertainment yes i'm looking to speak with the woman who gave 20s. Only I'm moving 92.5. Hello.
0:38.4	Entertainment.
0:39.4	Yes.
0:39.9	I'm looking to speak with the woman who gave herpes to my child.
0:45.1	Excuse me?
0:46.3	I'm looking to speak with the woman who gave my child herpes.
0:52.5	I'm sorry.
0:53.3	This is entertainment. Is that a... Entertainment. We hire at clowns and face hangers.
0:57.7	Oh, I know, I know exactly where I'm calling, but someone gave my kid herpes and it needs to be addressed.
1:03.6	Could you just explain to me what you're, what you're talking about?
1:06.5	Sure. My son was at a party with his friends last Saturday, and one of your face painters thought it would be funny to paint herpes on his face.
1:16.3	You mean they wrote the word herpes, or they came in a design they called herpes?
1:21.9	You know what? They didn't write the word, but they should have. My child comes home and I see him and I say,
1:27.6	why do you have herpes on your face?
1:29.3	And he has no idea.
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