Phone Tap PODCAST: You Gave Me Food Poisoning

Brooke and Jeffrey: Phone Taps

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Relationships, Comedy, Improv, Society & Culture

4.7 • 880 Ratings

🗓️ 10 March 2017

⏱️ 4 minutes

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Summary

In today's Phone Tap, Jubal calls a woman who works in a restaurant & she is SUPER annoyed because lately she has had a lot of customers complaining over SILLY things... Luckily for her, Jubal is SUPER reasonable (Not Really). Listen...

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0:00.0	It's another Jubal phone tab.
0:02.0	Weekday mornings on the 20s.
0:04.2	Only on moving 92.5.
0:07.6	Hello, I'm... This is Nicole. How can I help you?
0:10.3	Hi there. My name is Casey, and I have a complaint about your establishment.
0:14.5	Oh, I'm really sorry to hear that. What seems to be the problem?
0:18.2	Well, I think your restaurant gave me food poisoning.
0:21.6	Oh no, I am so sorry.
0:24.6	Yeah, well, not as sorry as I am.
0:27.6	I'm the one who had to put up with the food poisoning, and I'm really surprised because I've
0:30.6	been in there before and everything was fine.
0:32.6	In fact, I've had many pleasant experiences at your establishment, but this was uncalled for.
0:38.2	I'm so sorry. I don't know what to do.
0:41.2	Well, I'd appreciate a full refund on my meal.
0:45.1	Absolutely, absolutely. Could you just let me know when you dine with us and I can talk to my manager?
0:51.2	Yes, it was six weeks ago.
0:53.6	Six weeks ago? Yes, it was six weeks ago. Six weeks ago?
0:55.1	Yes, it was six weeks ago, and I got food poisoning last night.
1:00.5	That doesn't make any sense.
1:02.7	Excuse me.
1:03.9	I'll say it one more time.
1:04.9	I dine there six weeks ago, and I got food poisoning last night.
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