Phone Tap PODCAST: Working Poor

Brooke and Jeffrey: Phone Taps

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Relationships, Comedy, Improv, Society & Culture

4.7 • 880 Ratings

🗓️ 20 November 2013

⏱️ 5 minutes

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Summary

A guy gets upset when Jubal calls him and says that there have been fraudulent charges applied to his card... Oh wait, he's not mad about THAT part... it's the fact that Jubal keeps telling him that he's WAY TOO POOR to be spending...

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0:00.0	It's another Jubal phone tab.
0:02.0	And a weekday morning's on the 20s.
0:04.0	Only on moving 92.5.
0:06.0	Hello?
0:08.0	I was looking for David.
0:10.0	This is he.
0:11.0	Hi David. My name is Seth McElroy and I work at Z.
0:14.0	Visa. How are you today?
0:16.0	I'm good. How are you?
0:17.0	Good, good.
0:18.0	Listen, we were looking at the current activity on your card. We believe that someone has compromised your account.
0:23.5	I just need to verify some charges with you, if that's okay.
0:26.8	Yeah, when did this happen?
0:29.2	Well, yesterday, around 2 o'clock, someone used your card at Nordstrom to buy a $200 sweater.
0:36.5	Oh, well, yeah, that was me.
0:38.3	That was you?
0:39.6	Yes.
0:40.3	Okay, you're sure about that?
0:42.7	Yeah, yeah.
0:44.2	Okay.
0:45.1	We track your spending habits, and there's nothing in your past purchasing history
0:49.1	that says you should even be going into a store like that, you know, a little more
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