Phone Tap PODCAST: Watering Her Plants

Brooke and Jeffrey: Phone Taps

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Relationships, Comedy, Improv, Society & Culture

4.7 • 880 Ratings

🗓️ 23 April 2019

⏱️ 5 minutes

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0:00.0	I'm Bradley Johnson with 1-800 DUI away.
0:03.2	Not getting behind the wheel after drinking is the best choice.
0:07.1	But if you're pulled over, the next best choice is to call 1-800-D-UI away.
0:12.0	It's another jubble phone tab.
0:13.9	And in a weekday morning's on the 20s.
0:16.1	Only I'm moving 92.5.
0:19.2	Hello, this is Daniel.
0:21.3	Uh, Daniel? Daniel. Daniel?
0:22.7	Yes.
0:23.6	I guess I'm really not sure how I got transferred to you.
0:25.7	Are you in the sales office at...
0:28.6	Yes.
0:30.6	What can I do for you?
0:31.5	Okay.
0:31.9	Hey, I'm the guy that waters the plants there in your office.
0:39.0	Okay.
0:40.0	That's kind of going to be a weird conversation, but there's this girl there at your office that's just been giving me that look lately.
0:48.0	You know what I mean?
0:50.4	I'm sorry.
0:52.0	Is there something I can help you with?
0:54.6	Yeah, there is.
0:55.7	There is.
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