Phone Tap PODCAST: Watering Her Plants

Brooke and Jeffrey: Phone Taps

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Society & Culture, Relationships, Improv, Comedy

4.6 • 781 Ratings

🗓️ 18 July 2016

⏱️ 5 minutes

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Summary

Would it be awkward if the guy who waters the flowers at your office calls in asking about your hot female employees? GOOD. Because that's what Jubal does in today's PHONE TAP! (Image Courtesy: malamutechaos.)

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0:35.4	moving 92.5.
0:39.3	Hello, this is Daniel.
0:40.8	Daniel?
0:42.1	Yes.
0:44.7	I guess I'm really not sure how I got transferred to you.
0:48.0	Are you in the sales office at... Yes.
0:49.7	What can I do for you?
0:50.6	Okay.
0:51.0	Hey, I'm the guy that waters the plants there in your office.
0:58.1	Okay.
0:59.0	That's kind of going to be a weird conversation, but there's this girl there at your office
1:04.0	that's just been giving me that look lately.
1:07.1	You know what I mean?
1:09.5	I'm sorry.
1:11.1	Is there something I can help you with?
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