Phone Tap PODCAST: Waiter Wing Man
Brooke and Jeffrey: Phone Taps
iHeartPodcasts
4.7 • 880 Ratings
🗓️ 17 March 2015
⏱️ 7 minutes
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| 0:28.9 | terms apply it is time for your free money phone tap it's brick and jubble in the morning i'm moving |
| 0:33.2 | 92.5 real quick though some text messages in at 7 8 592 about the trend trend in Japan that we just talked about how ladies are trying to attract dudes by painting their faces to make them look sick. |
| 0:42.8 | It's called sickly face so that dudes will think that they need help and that they're helpless so that they'll want to date them. |
| 0:50.0 | Text in at 7-8-5-92. |
| 0:51.1 | Why are they trying that sickly face look in Japan? |
| 0:57.0 | I have to look at that every Saturday and Sunday morning after a night of drinking. |
| 0:58.2 | There you go. |
| 1:00.3 | Now you don't have to just drink on Saturday and Sunday. |
| 1:04.1 | You can drink all week long, get up and look like that every day, and attract the opposite sex. |
| 1:05.0 | All right. |
| 1:13.4 | For your free money phone tap, I know this becomes a shock to some of our faithful listeners, but when I go out to eat at a fine dining establishment, I can be very particular about my dining experience. |
| 1:17.9 | For example, one time in 2006, my salad fork was on the wrong side of my place setting. |
| 1:20.8 | And let's just say that restaurant got burned to the ground. |
| 1:22.4 | I mess around. |
| 1:23.5 | Kind of extreme. |
| 1:30.6 | So, as you can imagine, in today's brand new free money phone tap, I'm very irritated over a recent dining experience and I call to complain. |
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