Phone Tap PODCAST: Turning Off Your Water

Brooke and Jeffrey: Phone Taps

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Society & Culture, Relationships, Improv, Comedy

4.6 • 781 Ratings

🗓️ 17 November 2016

⏱️ 6 minutes

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Summary

In today's Phone Tap, Jubal poses as a worker from a local sewer system and calls a woman to give her some BAD NEWS...they're going to have to turn off her water for four weeks!!! Why?!? A infestation of rodents have been showing...

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0:00.0	Did you know Zeke's Pizza delivers?
0:02.3	Get a local handcrafted pizza delivered tonight and leave tasteless national chain pizza behind.
0:07.2	Download the app or visit Zeke's Pizza.com.
0:09.7	It's another jubel phone tab.
0:11.6	Weekday mornings on the 20s.
0:13.8	Only on moving 92.5.
0:17.2	Hello?
0:18.2	Hi there. This is Casey Ryback.
0:19.8	I'm calling from public utilities. I was looking to speak with Lauren. This is Casey Ryback. I'm calling from public utilities.
0:21.7	I was looking to speak with Lauren.
0:24.1	This is Lauren.
0:25.7	Hey, Lauren.
0:26.3	How are you doing today?
0:27.6	I'm good.
0:28.6	What's this in regard to?
0:30.1	Well, I'm actually contacting everybody in your neighborhood today because we've had a breach in our sewer system and wanted to make sure that you were aware of it.
0:38.5	A breach in your sewer system.
0:40.3	Yeah, yeah.
0:41.3	Certain residents in the area have noticed rodents showing up in their toilets.
0:46.9	And we don't know.
0:47.7	Yeah, I know.
0:48.5	And we don't know where it's coming from.
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