Phone Tap PODCAST: Too Much Soy

Brooke and Jeffrey: Phone Taps

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Society & Culture, Relationships, Improv, Comedy

4.6 • 781 Ratings

🗓️ 3 January 2020

⏱️ 5 minutes

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Summary

Jubal is the most annoying coffee customer in the world! How complicated can he make ONE COFFEE ORDER??? Extremely complicated, it turns out. Listen to the Phone Tap! (Image Courtesy: andres.thor. Creative Commons)

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0:00.0	Once upon a time, Amazon Music met audiobooks and listeners everywhere rejoiced.
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0:28.4	listening. Terms apply. It's hard to read the news these days without asking yourself,
0:33.1	how did we get here? Fiasco is a history podcast for the co-creators of Slow Burn.
0:38.6	In our first season, Bush v. Gore, we examined an unmistakable turning point in American politics, the 2000 election, which resulted in a high-stakes stalemate, ended with one of the most controversial rulings in Supreme Court history.
0:51.5	So if you're trying to make sense at the present moment, check out Fiasco, Bush v. Gore.
0:56.0	Listen on the IHeart Radio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you listen to podcasts.
1:01.1	Jubil's phone taps are hilarious, but being charged with a DUI is no laughing matter.
1:05.5	Trust Jubal's friends at 1-800 DUI away with offices in Seattle, Bellevue, Everett, or Tacoma. If you're charged with a criminal offense,
1:12.5	your one call is 1-800-D-UI-A-A-1-800-D-UI-O-A.
1:20.0	Coffee, this is Candice. How may I help you? Hi, Candice. I have a complaint. Okay. My manager's not here, but I can take your... Oh, well, since your manager's not there,
1:30.8	how about I lodge the complaint with you then? Will that work? Is that acceptable?
1:36.7	Yes, sir. What can I do for you? I just want to make sure I'm working around your schedule,
1:40.1	because it sounds like you're very busy. Sure.
1:46.1	I'm ready to talk.
1:46.8	Go ahead, please.
1:47.8	What can I do for you?
1:49.1	Okay, well, it's quite a doozy.
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