Phone Tap PODCAST: The Police Raided Your House

Brooke and Jeffrey: Phone Taps

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Relationships, Comedy, Improv, Society & Culture

4.7 • 880 Ratings

🗓️ 9 October 2012

⏱️ 3 minutes

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"BAD" is when the police raid your house. "WORSE" is when the police find a giant stash of illegal drugs in your basement. And "COMPLETE CHAOS" is when Jubal PHONE TAPS you! Listen to the PODCAST. (Image Courtesy:...

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0:00.0	It's another Jubal phone tab.
0:02.1	And a weekday mornings on the 20s.
0:04.2	Only on moving 92.5.
0:08.8	Hello?
0:10.0	This is Officer Scott Brand from the Federal Way Police Department.
0:12.5	May I speak to Cody?
0:15.0	What are you talking about?
0:16.2	Don't you dare act like you don't know why we're at your house right now?
0:20.2	Please don't disrespect. You're at my house right now. Please don't disrespect.
0:21.2	You're at my house?
0:23.3	You're telling me you have no idea why we had to break in the door with 12 ATF agents and raid your basement this morning.
0:29.4	Wait, wait, you broke my, you broke out my door?
0:33.0	What's going on?
0:34.0	At 9 o'clock this morning, my boys broke into your house and raided the basement.
0:40.5	The basement?
0:42.2	No, I don't live in the basement.
0:45.6	Oh, you don't?
0:46.4	Okay.
0:47.0	That story is about as likely as a $3 bill.
0:49.7	No, no.
0:51.1	Listen, that's a house that's split into two apartments.
0:55.0	That's very... I live upstairs.
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