Phone Tap PODCAST: The Pastening

Brooke and Jeffrey: Phone Taps

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Society & Culture, Relationships, Improv, Comedy

4.6 • 781 Ratings

🗓️ 11 June 2013

⏱️ 5 minutes

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Summary

Sage Willowbrook calls a local bakery to make a VERY unusual request... do you know what a "pastening" is?? You're about to find out in the PHONE TAP!

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0:40.4	Hello, Bakery. This is Kate. How may I help you?
0:42.6	Hello. My name is... Hello? Hi. How are you? Hi. Hi. My name is Sage Willowbrook, and I'd like to place an order for 200 chocolate croissants, please.
0:49.7	Wow. That is... Okay, 200 chocolate croissants. Well, we can do that depending upon when you need that large number.
0:55.7	I need it tonight.
0:57.6	Tonight.
0:58.6	Yes.
0:58.8	Uh-huh.
0:59.8	We do require 24 hours advance notice.
1:02.5	Right.
1:02.8	Well, it has to be tonight because the moon is in its proper house, so I must have them tonight.
1:08.7	Uh-huh.
1:09.3	Is it a large event that you are hosting?
1:12.1	Yes.
1:12.8	Right.
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