Phone Tap PODCAST: Ted the Vampire Hunter

Brooke and Jeffrey: Phone Taps

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Relationships, Society & Culture, Improv, Comedy

4.7 • 880 Ratings

🗓️ 31 October 2012

⏱️ 4 minutes

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Summary

Stoner Ted doesn't know much... but one thing he DOES know is there's a VAMPIRE PROBLEM in Seattle and we're ALL in danger. Well... maybe. Listen to the PHONE TAP. (Image Courtesy: reutC. Creative Commons)

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0:00.0	Getting back together.
0:02.1	It's another Jubal phone tab.
0:03.9	Weekday mornings on the 20s.
0:06.1	Only on moving 92.5.
0:10.2	Hello.
0:11.3	Hey, is this Chad?
0:13.5	Yeah, this is Chad.
0:14.8	Chad, what's up, dude?
0:16.1	This is Ted.
0:17.5	I do security in your apartment complex.
0:20.4	I understand there's an issue with somebody parking in your spot.
0:25.3	Oh, right.
0:26.0	Yeah.
0:26.4	Thanks for calling me back, man.
0:28.1	I don't know his name.
0:29.4	He drives a Toyota Corolla.
0:31.8	It's getting really annoying.
0:33.6	And he has blonde hair.
0:35.1	I know exactly who you're talking about.
0:38.1	Well, what can we do about it?
0:39.7	Because it's getting really old.
0:41.5	I think we're going to have to kill that guy.
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