Phone Tap PODCAST: Ted Has Your Mail

Brooke and Jeffrey: Phone Taps

iHeartPodcasts

Society & Culture, Relationships, Improv, Comedy

4.6 • 781 Ratings

🗓️ 13 February 2013

⏱️ 4 minutes

🔗️ Recording | iTunes | RSS

🧾️ Download transcript

Summary

"Ted the stoner" calls a girl because he has her mail... uhhhh, at least he THINKS. Should he give it back or just go ahead CASH her paychecks? Listen to the PHONE TAP. (Image Courtesy: nhuisman. Creative Commons)

Transcript

Click on a timestamp to play from that location

0:00.0	Once upon a time, Amazon Music met audiobooks and listeners everywhere rejoiced.
0:05.8	Oh yeah.
0:06.6	Because now they could listen to one audiobook title a month from an enormous library of popular audiobook titles, including romanticity,
0:15.3	autobiographies, true crime, and more.
0:19.3	Suddenly listeners didn't mind sitting in traffic or even missing their
0:22.6	flight amazon music unlimited now includes audible no way download the amazon music app now to
0:28.2	start listening terms apply to now it's another jubble phone tab and a weekday mornings on the 20s
0:34.2	only i'm moving 92.5.
0:38.8	Hello?
0:40.1	Hey, what's up?
0:40.8	It's Ted.
0:43.4	I, sorry.
0:44.1	I don't know.
0:45.2	Who are you?
0:47.1	Oh, sorry about that. I should probably introduce myself.
0:49.1	My name's Ted.
0:49.9	I work for the post office, and I've got a report here that you have issues with people still in your
0:56.4	mail yeah i um i called yesterday i've i'm like waiting on some bills and i have i like
1:03.1	i thought i was going to get a package from my mom and i haven't yet in like a paycheck uh yeah
1:08.2	no anything yet well i I figured it out.
1:13.6	It's crazy.
1:15.4	What is it?
	...

Please login to see the full transcript.

Previous episode | Next episode

Disclaimer: The podcast and artwork embedded on this page are from iHeartPodcasts, and are the property of its owner and not affiliated with or endorsed by Tapesearch.

Generated transcripts are the property of iHeartPodcasts and are distributed freely under the Fair Use doctrine. Transcripts generated by Tapesearch are not guaranteed to be accurate.