Phone Tap PODCAST: Super Glue

Brooke and Jeffrey: Phone Taps

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Society & Culture, Relationships, Improv, Comedy

4.6 • 781 Ratings

🗓️ 5 July 2012

⏱️ 4 minutes

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Summary

Jubal calls up the Super Glue help line with a small problem. He was messing around and accidentally glued himself to... himself. He PROBABLY should have read the warning label before hand. Can the woman on the line help Jubal out? Listen...

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0:00.0	It's another jubel phone tab.
0:01.9	And a weekday mornings on the 20s.
0:04.0	Only on moving 92.5.
0:08.1	Hotline, this is Barbara.
0:09.3	How may I help you?
0:10.1	I have a problem.
0:11.0	I have a problem.
0:12.9	Sir, you need to calm down.
0:14.9	What's your name?
0:16.2	My name is Seth.
0:18.2	Okay, Seth.
0:19.6	Your product, it bonds the skin really well.
0:22.6	How do you get it off your skin?
0:24.0	Yes, well, we, um, did you try warm water?
0:27.6	Oh, it hurts, it hurts, it hurts.
0:30.0	Okay, where on your skin did you get it?
0:34.5	Oh, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, oh, I need your help. I need your help.
0:38.7	I need your help.
0:39.3	Seth, I need you to calm down.
0:40.9	Where on your skin did you get the glue?
0:42.9	You're going to laugh at me, but you're going to laugh at me?
0:45.6	I'm not going to laugh, Seth.
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