Phone Tap PODCAST: Stop Stealing Toilet Paper

Brooke and Jeffrey: Phone Taps

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Relationships, Comedy, Improv, Society & Culture

4.7 • 880 Ratings

🗓️ 14 June 2018

⏱️ 5 minutes

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0:00.0	I'm Bradley Johnson with 1,800 DUI away.
0:03.2	Not getting behind the wheel after drinking is the best choice.
0:07.1	But if you're pulled over, the next best choice is to call 1,800 DUI away.
0:12.0	It's another jubile phone tab.
0:13.8	And a weekday morning's on the 20s.
0:16.0	Only I'm moving 92.5.
0:19.4	This is Andrew.
0:21.5	Hey, Andrew.
0:24.1	Hi, who's this?
0:26.0	You don't know me, but I'm one of the custodians at your work.
0:30.2	Okay.
0:31.4	I'm calling because I need to talk with you about something very serious.
0:36.9	Okay.
0:44.3	So a few weeks ago, I just happened to notice you taking something from the office that didn't belong to you. Look, man, I don't know what you're talking about. Can you get to the point?
0:49.3	I'll gladly get to the point. How about that toilet paper, huh?
0:53.3	What are you talking about? I'm talking about the fact
0:58.0	that you've been stealing toilet paper from the office. You are out of your mind. Like, you,
1:05.3	what, this is, this is insane. What is this? Well, that's not the first time somebody's described me as
1:10.5	insane. I don't doubt it
1:12.9	i will tell you this i saw you the other night putting toilet paper in your duffel bag before you left
1:18.8	the building and you tried to walk away all innocent looking didn't you okay uh i mean is this
1:26.5	is this some kind of joke ste Steve put you out to this?
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