Phone Tap PODCAST: Step Off My Cookies

Brooke and Jeffrey: Phone Taps

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Society & Culture, Relationships, Improv, Comedy

4.6 • 781 Ratings

🗓️ 8 February 2013

⏱️ 3 minutes

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Summary

Put your cookies where your mouth is! Jubal challenges a female co-worker to a good old fashioned "cookie off". Winner takes all in today's PHONE TAP! (Image Courtesy: john koetsier. Creative Commons)

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0:00.0	Once upon a time, Amazon Music met audiobooks and listeners everywhere rejoiced.
0:05.8	Oh yeah.
0:06.6	Because now they could listen to one audiobook title a month from an enormous library of popular audiobook titles, including romanticity,
0:15.3	autobiographies, true crime, and more.
0:19.3	Suddenly listeners didn't mind sitting in traffic or even missing their
0:22.6	flight amazon music unlimited now includes audible no way download the amazon music app now to start
0:28.4	listening terms apply hello hi i was looking for julie this is she you don't know me my name's brad i work up in
0:37.3	the sales office.
0:38.8	Oh, hi, Brad.
0:39.6	Listen, I just wanted to call and talk to you about something if you have a second.
0:42.6	Sure.
0:43.4	I saw on the company email for the potluck that we're having that you replied to it, which is cool.
0:50.5	And it said that you're bringing chocolate chip cookies.
0:53.4	Yes.
0:54.2	I just want to say this as politely as possible, okay?
0:57.4	You need to step off.
1:01.2	I'm sorry?
1:02.9	Let me say this slower so you can understand it.
1:05.6	Step the fuck off.
1:11.3	Sorry, that is probably the
1:12.7	rudest thing I've ever heard.
1:14.1	Yeah, I know you're kind of new here,
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