I'm Bradley Johnson with 1-800 DUI away. Not getting behind the wheel after drinking is the best choice. But if you're pulled over, the next best choice is to call 1-800-D-UI away. It's another jubile phone tab. And a weekday morning's on the 20s. Only on moving 92.5. Thank you for calling me. This is Christina. How can I help you? Hi, Christina. How are you? I'd like to make a reservation for this Friday. Excellent. How many people? It will be for two. It's a special occasion. A very, very special occasion, actually. Oh, wonderful. What's a special occasion? Well, it is a year anniversary.

Congratulations. What time would you like to come in?

Oh, no need to congratulate me. Congratulations to you.

I'm sorry?

Yeah. Congratulations to you.

Thanks for what.

It's our year anniversary.

Um, I'm sorry?

I have been watching you for a year now as a Friday.

Oh dear.

I love it when you laugh like that. I love it when you laugh like that.

Oh, man, I totally had you going.

Who is it?

I got you.

Hey, my name is Seth Macro.

I do need to book a special occasion reservation, though.

I just thought I'd mess with you a little bit. Okay, but how did you know my work schedule? I called ahead and I talked to someone else. I said I'd give them 20 bucks if they gave me that information. I thought it'd be funny. Okay, that's pretty weird. Do I know you at all? No. No, we've never met.

I was just asking who was taking reservations.

I know you're a classier restaurant, and I thought I'd have a little fun with you.

Give the old chain a tug.

Okay.

Well, you got me.

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