Phone Tap PODCAST: Spanky Pants

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Comedy, Society & Culture, Improv, Relationships

4.7 • 880 Ratings

🗓️ 17 August 2018

⏱️ 6 minutes

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0:00.0	I'm Bradley Johnson with 1,800 DUI away.
0:03.2	Not getting behind the wheel after drinking is the best choice.
0:07.1	But if you're pulled over, the next best choice is to call 1,800 DUI away.
0:12.2	It's another jubile phone tab.
0:14.0	And in a weekday morning's on the 20s.
0:16.2	Only on moving 92.5.
0:19.3	Hello.
0:20.9	Hey, is this Laura?
0:22.6	Yes.
0:24.1	Hey, Laura, it's James.
0:26.6	I'm sorry, who?
0:28.4	You're funny.
0:33.6	I'm sorry, I don't remember.
0:38.7	Whatever, spanky pants.
0:41.3	Classic you.
0:42.8	That's just classic you playing jokes.
0:45.9	Wait, I'm sorry.
0:47.5	You said your name's James?
0:48.7	Yeah, you heard me spanky pants.
0:51.9	Okay, why are you calling me spanky pants?
0:53.8	I don't get it. You don't remember? Your nickname at the club the other night, Spanky Pants. And you called me Wanky Pants. Oh my God. We were Spanky and Wanky all night. Yeah. You remember? Why were you, why was I spanky and you wanky? I don't know.
1:11.5	You're the one that made it up.
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