Phone Tap PODCAST: Sensual Vasectomy

Brooke and Jeffrey: Phone Taps

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Society & Culture, Relationships, Improv, Comedy

4.6 • 781 Ratings

🗓️ 20 April 2020

⏱️ 6 minutes

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Summary

Jubal calls up a guy who’s a little nervous about his upcoming vasectomy… Jubal wants to help calm his nerves before the big procedure, with a few light jokes… some standard reassurances… And a few odd (slightly inappropriate) questions! ...

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0:00.0	1-800 DUI-A is now offering free remote consultations by phone or video conference for any criminal offense.
0:06.5	Stay home and trust Jubile's friends with a free remote consultation from Bradley Johnson lawyers.
0:11.9	Call 1-800-D-UI-O-A or visit 1-800-D-UI-O-A.com.
0:16.2	In today's phone tap, guys usually get pretty nervous before they have to go in for a vasectomy.
0:24.7	Yeah, my husband was sweating.
0:27.6	I would say sweating, but I don't want to bring up his area again, you know?
0:32.1	I mean, I would know because I actually stand outside of the clinics and I check them for them just in case.
0:37.2	I want to know that
0:38.2	they're feeling okay down there. Were you the weird guy in the bushes that he told me about? No comment
0:42.6	on that one. Well, today's phone tap victim is going in for a vasectomy and we wanted to make sure that it was as
0:49.7	uncomfortable as possible. That's why we're calling him from the doctor's office, and after the conversation,
0:56.7	he'll probably never want to see a doctor for anything ever again.
1:01.4	It's your phone tap from the vault right now.
1:03.8	It's another phone tap.
1:05.3	In a weekday mornings on the 20s.
1:07.6	Only I'm moving 92.5.
1:10.9	Hello? Hi, is Cody'm moving 92.5. Hello.
1:12.0	Hi, is Cody Pibsonan.
1:14.2	Speaking.
1:15.1	Hey, Cody. My name is Seth McElroy, and I'm calling from Dr. H. B.S. Office.
1:19.2	How are you today?
1:19.9	Oh, I'm doing well. How are you doing?
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