Phone Tap PODCAST: Sebastian Giles Wants a DJ

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Relationships, Comedy, Improv, Society & Culture

4.7 • 880 Ratings

🗓️ 13 August 2015

⏱️ 6 minutes

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Today, Jubal is playing the EXTREMELY wealthy entrepreneur known as "Sebastian Giles". He's ready to get married for the third time and he needs to hire some commoners to help with the ceremony. That's why he's calling...

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0:00.0	Canobi offers integrated and comprehensive support to maintain your entire communication and IT infrastructures simply through a single vendor with maximum uptime and simplicity.
0:10.2	It's another Jubal phone tab.
0:12.1	And weekday mornings on the 20s.
0:14.3	Only on moving 92.5.
0:18.5	Hey, my master's DJ. This is Scott.
0:20.9	Hello there.
0:21.9	To whom do I have the pleasure of speaking with?
0:24.6	This is Scott.
0:25.9	Scott.
0:27.2	How are you?
0:27.7	My name is Sebastian Giles.
0:29.5	You've probably heard of me.
0:31.5	Did I meet you at a party or an event or something?
0:34.8	No.
0:35.5	We would clearly not be running in the same circle, would we?
0:38.5	I am an entrepreneur and CEO, pleased to make your acquaintance.
0:43.5	Yeah, it's a pleasure to make yours as well. What can I help you with?
0:46.2	Listen, I believe one of my incompetent assistants left you a voicemail earlier regarding my nuptials.
0:52.6	Did you not receive the message?
0:55.8	Listen, I don't blame you if you didn't receive the message. It is clearly their fault because
0:59.7	they are idiots. So I'm taking time out of my busy schedule to call and speak with you.
1:05.4	Oh, okay. Anyway, what was your name again? My name is Scott. Scott, how wonderfully average.
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