Phone Tap PODCAST: Scoregasmo

Brooke and Jeffrey: Phone Taps

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Society & Culture, Relationships, Improv, Comedy

4.6 • 781 Ratings

🗓️ 24 November 2015

⏱️ 5 minutes

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Summary

Jubal calls a guy who is very passionate about his Fantasy Football League that he does with a group of his buddies... So wouldn't it be a shame, if a website administrator called to tell him, that they're shutting his team down??...

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0:00.0	tap right now.
0:00.9	It's another jubel phone tap.
0:02.8	And a weekday morning's on the 20s.
0:05.0	Only I'm moving 92.5.
0:08.6	Hello.
0:09.5	Hello, I'm looking for Kevin.
0:11.9	Yeah, this is him.
0:13.1	Hi, Kevin.
0:13.7	My name is David Foster, and I'm one of the supervisors for the fantasy football portion of our website here at eG1.com.
0:19.5	How are you today?
0:21.2	Oh, uh, look good. What's up, man?
0:24.9	Well, you filled out a profile on our website a while back that included your phone number,
0:29.0	so I wanted to call you today instead of email you to alert you to some news.
0:33.9	Okay. We recently did a search on our database for team names that could be offensive to others,
0:39.8	and yours popped up as one of those names.
0:41.8	Of my team, like my team name on fantasy?
0:45.3	Yes, your fantasy football team name is very offensive, and that's why I'm calling you today.
0:50.3	I don't, I, you gotta be kidding, because this is a joke right no this is like this is definitely not a joke your team name is I shudder to even say the word your team name is scoregasmo is that correct yes so you admit that the fantasy football team name you have is offensive?
1:14.4	No. I mean, I admit that's my team name, but I mean... Sir, there is nothing funny about making light of the erogenous zones on people's bodies.
1:19.8	What are you talking about, man? This is stupid. People have worse names than that on fantasy all the time.
1:26.8	Well, yours is one of the worst.
1:28.7	I'm calling to inform you that we're going to have to remove you from the system.
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