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Brooke and Jeffrey: Phone Taps

Phone Tap PODCAST: School Picture Day

Brooke and Jeffrey: Phone Taps

iHeartPodcasts

Society & Culture, Relationships, Improv, Comedy

4.6781 Ratings

🗓️ 3 October 2017

⏱️ 6 minutes

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Summary

Jubal posses as a school photographer and informs a parent that his son was not fashionable enough to be part of School's Picture Day. Things got heated shortly after that!

Transcript

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0:00.0

In today's brand new phone tap, I call up a father of an elementary school student,

0:04.4

and he apparently had a very strong opinion on what his child should wear for his school pictures.

0:09.8

And me, posing as the school photographer, have a very strong opinion on how crappy he dressed the kid.

0:15.6

So who's correct? You'll find out right now in your phone tap.

0:19.7

It's another Jubal phone tap.

0:21.6

In a weekday morning's on the 20s.

0:23.8

Only I'm moving 92.5.

0:28.1

Hello?

0:29.2

Hi there. I was looking for Jason.

0:32.2

Yeah, this is he.

0:33.4

Mass is calling.

0:34.7

Yes. Hi, Jason. My name is Darwin Wood, and I'm the photographer for your son's elementary school class.

0:40.8

How are you doing today?

0:42.1

I'm well.

0:43.6

What do I owe the honor of the call?

0:45.6

Well, I'm calling because I'm assuming that you didn't know it was picture day here at the school.

0:51.6

No, I did know that it was picture day.

0:54.4

Why was the problem? Oh, I did know that it was picture day. Why, what's the problem?

0:55.3

Oh, you did.

0:56.5

Wow, okay.

0:57.6

I was hoping you would have said, no, you didn't realize it was picture day.

1:02.4

Oh, boy.

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