Phone Tap PODCAST: Sage Wants a Pooh Bear Tea Set

Brooke and Jeffrey: Phone Taps

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Society & Culture, Relationships, Improv, Comedy

4.6 • 781 Ratings

🗓️ 19 November 2014

⏱️ 6 minutes

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Summary

Sage Willowbrooke is back... if you don't know who Sage is, he's kind of a reclusive weirdo who enjoys making people's skin crawl. And today, he calls a woman who posted a children's item to craigslist. And he wants it BAD....

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0:00.0	Once upon a time, Amazon Music met audiobooks and listeners everywhere rejoiced.
0:05.8	Oh yeah.
0:06.6	Because now they could listen to one audiobook title a month from an enormous library of popular audiobook titles, including romanticity,
0:15.3	autobiographies, true crime, and more.
0:19.3	Suddenly listeners didn't mind sitting in traffic or even missing their flight.
0:23.4	Amazon Music Unlimited now includes Audible.
0:25.8	No way.
0:26.4	Download the Amazon Music app now to start listening.
0:29.2	Terms apply.
0:30.1	It's another Jubal phone tab.
0:32.0	Weekday mornings on the 20s.
0:34.2	Only I'm moving 92.5.
0:36.8	Hello?
0:38.2	Hi, I was looking for Vanessa.
0:41.6	Oh, that's how you say it.
0:45.3	Yeah, this is Vanessa.
0:47.4	Oh, I thought it was Vanessa.
0:50.9	Oh, no.
0:51.7	Can I help you with something?
0:53.5	Oh, I dearly apologize. I didn't address my identity, did I?
0:58.9	No.
0:59.6	My name is Sage Willowbrook, and I was recently scouring the pages of Craigslist, and I saw an ad for a Winnie the Pooh teapot set that you have for sale.
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