It is time for your brand new phone tap. It's Brook and Jubal in the morning. And today our creepy old

pal, Sage Willowbrook, is back. Yay! And if you haven't heard him before, he sounds like a cross

between a serial killer and a more deranged serial killer, but he's really likable for some

reason. And there's one job that Sage definitely should not have.

It's the one he's calling from today.

So it's no wonder that the woman on the line is terrified by the end of the conversation.

You'll hear it right now in your brand new phone tap.

It's another jubal phone tap.

And a weekday morning's on the 20s.

Only I'm moving 92.5.

Hello?

Hi, is this Valerie?

Yeah, this is Valerie.

Well, hello, Valerie. My name is Sage Willowbrook. How are you today?

Um, do I know you?

Well, no, not yet, but the administration at the hospital contacted me because they said that you signed up for personal Lamas classes?

Oh, yes, I did.

Yes, and I'm going to be your instructor.

So you're going to be my instructor for the childbirth class?

Yes, I am.

So do we know, are we having a boy or a girl?

Well, my husband and I have talked about it, and we actually just, we want it to be a surprise.

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