Phone Tap PODCAST: Rudest Waitress in the World

Brooke and Jeffrey: Phone Taps

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Society & Culture, Relationships, Improv, Comedy

4.6 • 781 Ratings

🗓️ 16 October 2014

⏱️ 7 minutes

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Summary

Jubal calls a waitress to complain about her service at the restaurant. Apparently, Jubal doesn't feel like she CARED enough about his dining experience and he's going to make things RIGHT... EVEN if it means doing a PHONE TAP...

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0:00.0	Once upon a time, Amazon Music met audiobooks and listeners everywhere rejoiced.
0:05.8	Oh yeah.
0:06.6	Because now they could listen to one audiobook title a month from an enormous library of popular audiobook titles, including romanticity,
0:15.3	autobiographies, true crime, and more.
0:19.3	Suddenly listeners didn't mind sitting in traffic or even missing their flight.
0:23.4	Amazon Music Unlimited now includes Audible. No way. Download the Amazon Music app now to start listening.
0:29.3	Terms apply.
0:30.1	It's another Jubal phone tab.
0:32.0	Weekday mornings on the 20s. Only on moving 92.5.
0:37.5	Thank you for calling.
0:38.3	How can I help you?
0:40.0	Hi, I would like to speak to the manager.
0:41.9	I'm sorry, the manager's not you right now.
0:43.2	Can I take a message, please?
0:44.4	Yes, my name is Casey, and I was in there the other night,
0:47.7	and a waitress named Rebecca was extremely rude to me,
0:51.1	and I would like to see her fired.
0:58.2	Actually, I'm Rebecca. Oh fancy my luck then I lucky me I got lucky me I got you on the phone yes well I'm happy to I'm sorry
1:07.3	for anything that was offensive to you and you listen here. Hey, I don't remember the...
1:11.7	You listen here, Missy.
1:13.1	Okay?
1:14.0	You're lucky that your manager isn't there.
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