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Brooke and Jeffrey: Phone Taps

Phone Tap PODCAST: Rewards Card Weirdo

Brooke and Jeffrey: Phone Taps

iHeartPodcasts

Society & Culture, Relationships, Improv, Comedy

4.6781 Ratings

🗓️ 29 August 2014

⏱️ 6 minutes

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Summary

Have you ever thought when you're swiping your "rewards" card at the grocery store that people might be MONITORING EVERYTHING YOU BUY... Even your most embarrassing purchases? That's why Jubal calls one guy to congratulate...

Transcript

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0:00.0

Once upon a time, Amazon Music met audiobooks and listeners everywhere rejoiced.

0:05.8

Oh yeah.

0:06.6

Because now they could listen to one audiobook title a month from an enormous library of popular audiobook titles, including romanticity,

0:15.3

autobiographies, true crime, and more.

0:19.3

Suddenly listeners didn't mind sitting in traffic or even missing their

0:22.6

flight amazon music unlimited now includes audible no way download the amazon music app now to

0:28.2

start listening terms apply it's another jubble phone tab day morning's on the 20s only i'm moving 92.5

0:37.3

hello hi my name is colby sazarek i'm calling from sannie i was looking 20s. Only I'm moving 92.5. Hello.

0:38.2

Hi, my name is Colby Sazarek.

0:39.8

I'm calling from Ski.

0:41.2

I was looking for Benjamin.

0:43.8

This is Benjamin.

0:45.0

Hi, Benjamin.

0:45.6

Do you have just a few minutes to talk about your rewards card usage?

0:49.7

Um, what is this about?

0:52.3

I just want to talk about your rewards card usage a little bit.

0:55.8

I thought you guys weren't supposed to contact me about this kind of stuff.

0:59.6

Typically we don't, but we noticed a few things with some recent purchases, and we felt like we should get you on the phone and talk to you for a second.

1:07.8

Oh.

1:08.4

I promise I'm not trying to sell you anything.

1:11.8

Well, what would purchase us?

1:13.8

We just wanted to congratulate you on the condoms.

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