Phone Tap PODCAST: Restaurant STDs

Brooke and Jeffrey: Phone Taps

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Society & Culture, Relationships, Improv, Comedy

4.6 • 781 Ratings

🗓️ 8 October 2015

⏱️ 6 minutes

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Summary

Jubal calls a restaurant because he's very upset with what happened when he dined in their establishment... and the hostess who's taking his call better be prepared for the WRATH that Jubal is about to unleash on her. Listen in...

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0:00.0	It's another Jubal phone tab.
0:02.0	Weekday mornings on the 20s.
0:04.1	Only on moving 92.5.
0:07.5	She's bar and grill.
0:08.8	This is Christine.
0:10.3	Hello, Christine.
0:11.1	My name is Seth McElroy, and I have a complaint.
0:15.3	Oh, I'm so sorry to hear that.
0:18.2	I can...
0:19.3	Give me just one second.
0:21.8	Did you dine with us recently?
0:23.9	Yes, I did.
0:25.0	And I got food poisoning.
0:27.3	Oh, sir.
0:28.6	I am so, so sorry to hear that.
0:30.6	Well, you should be.
0:31.6	It was bad.
0:32.3	I basically had to spend three days straight in bed.
0:35.3	I could barely move.
0:37.5	Can I take down the date of when you...
0:39.7	In the worst part?
0:40.6	You want to know the worst part?
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