Phone Tap PODCAST: Reservation of Thrones

Brooke and Jeffrey: Phone Taps

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Society & Culture, Relationships, Improv, Comedy

4.6 • 781 Ratings

🗓️ 17 October 2013

⏱️ 4 minutes

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Today, Jubal goes to war with a restaurant employee that WILL NOT give him a reservation for dinner. Does this puny little man even KNOW who Jubal IS?!? Listen to the EPIC Phone Tap BATTLE in the PODCAST! (Image Courtesy: abardwell....

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0:00.0	It's another Jubal phone tab.
0:02.0	And a weekday mornings on the 20s.
0:04.2	Only I'm moving 92.5.
0:08.0	Oh, my f*** factory.
0:09.7	This is Phil.
0:10.3	How can I help you?
0:11.3	Hello, Philip.
0:12.8	I'd like to make a reservation.
0:15.8	Oh, sir, unfortunately we actually don't take reservations.
0:18.6	But if you come in at a reasonable hour, you really shouldn't have a problem getting a table.
0:22.1	Do you know who I am?
0:27.5	No, I don't, sir, but...
0:29.5	I said, do you know who I am?
0:34.5	I don't know who you are, sir.
0:36.8	I've dined with kings and queens.
0:41.0	Oh, okay.
0:43.8	Why, I've entertained the Dalai Lama himself.
0:47.6	Do you know who I am?
0:49.8	Obviously, you're someone who's met with people,
0:52.4	but that doesn't change the fact, sir,
0:53.9	that unfortunately it's our policy as a company not to accept reservations.
0:59.6	His Holiness the Pope calls me himself to ask for advice.
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