Phone Tap PODCAST: Plan My Hooker Wedding

Brooke and Jeffrey: Phone Taps

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Society & Culture, Relationships, Improv, Comedy

4.6 • 781 Ratings

🗓️ 14 October 2013

⏱️ 5 minutes

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Jubal hires a wedding planner and asks for one of the WEIRDEST wedding ceremonies you've EVER heard! Listen to the PHONE TAP. (Image Courtesy: Dave77459. Creative Commons)

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0:00.0	It's another jubal phone tab.
0:02.1	And a weekday morning's on the 20s.
0:04.2	Only on moving 92.5.
0:08.1	A wedding.
0:09.1	This is Jane.
0:10.3	Hey, Jane.
0:11.4	How are you?
0:11.9	My name is Seth McElroy.
0:13.1	A friend of mine told me that I should speak with you regarding a wedding I'm trying
0:16.5	to plan.
0:17.8	Absolutely, Seth.
0:18.8	What can we do for you?
0:20.2	Well, it's kind of a cute story. My future wife used to be a hooker, and I thought it would be cute to have a hooker-themed wedding, so I was hoping I could talk to you about planning that.
0:32.0	Okay, I think I misunderstood you. What kind of wedding? Hooker-themed? Because my future wife used to be a hooker.
0:39.7	It's really a cute story how we met. I bet. Yeah. I was actually a client of hers.
0:48.7	Okay. So, but as far as that theme, maybe you could tell me what you had envisioned.
0:56.6	Well, part of my problem that I'm having right now is trying to find a minister that will dress up like a pimp for the ceremony.
1:04.0	I've called all the local churches and nobody seems to be, you know, on board with that idea.
1:08.5	Do you think you could find a minister that would dress like a pimp for me? Or a pimp that we could get ordained as a minister. Either one.
1:16.5	Well, you know, we could see if we could get someone ordained. Maybe you have a friend that might
1:22.0	want to get ordained. I don't have any pimp friends. Well, you said maybe have someone dress up like a
1:27.1	pimp, right?
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